HEY ROB BLAKE

Ah, the wonderful Rick Santorum can recently be quoted to saying that heavy metal music is “Satanic”. Firstly, Santorum should look up the definition of his last name,

“santorum (san-TOR-um) n.

1. The frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is often the by-product of anal sex”

Dont believe me?  Google “Definition of Santorum”.  Boom.

Anyways I digress.

Santorum is the most ass backwards presidential candidate I’ve seen since Al Sharpton wanted to make white people slaves.  His statement against metal music is so dumb and ignorant it makes some of the things I say seem logical and correct.  Obviously he’s never heard of the extreme boom in “Christian Metal”.  You know only like 90% of metal bands claim to be the ultimate christians and probably make Santorum’s bedroom seem like a sado masochist’s dungeon.  I feel like sending him this link “http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Christian_metal_bands”.  Just to show him how many bands there.  Underoath for example went to number 2 on the charts in 2006.  GOD DAMNIT I HATE THIS IGNORANCE.  Vote Ron Paul!

So once again today Timmy is going off on Facebook about religion, politics and all that stuff.  As much as I’m for freedom of speech and people relaxing about facebook, he’s really gotta cut the shit.  He may deny it’s not a distraction, but the record is saying otherwise.  Ever since his Obama stint the Bruins are 2-4 and have played half heartedly and just overall sloppy.  Hate to say it and maybe I’m being EXTREMELY radical, but if he continues to do this stuff and the team continues to struggle, I wouldn’t hesitate to trade him for a TOP forward and draft pick. Yes, I know he has a no trade clause, but he seems to be aggravated right now and he is most definitely putting the “I” in team.  He claims his facebook is private, but unfortunately facebook is essentially public media.  Anyone can see if if it is put out there.  Don’t blame the media for fueling this because they’re just doing their job and finding a ripe and juicy story.  Timmy should just keep his mouth shut and  do what is best for the team, not himself.  If you have a problem with the president, great, go with your brothers in arms and man up, you are on a TEAM.  You posting stupid things about religion, great good for you, your fans that wear your jersey are of all faiths, accept it.  Either way Timmy, please stop worrying about the media, keep your own personal thoughts private because you are becoming an uncomfortable distraction in the locker room and just be your awesome self in net and stop pucks.

I am not talking about the Patriots so…UMass…REALLY?  Such an epic fail on your part.  Let’s all acknowledge the fact that UMass being the epic party school was going to riot if the Giants won or riot if the Pats won, either way it was going to happen.  This just proves that going to college and having a degree doesn’t make you smart.  I’ve heard stories about kids in Giants gear getting their asses kicked because the Pats lost.  It’s like really?  Let me take away someone’s glory by kicking the shit out of them because I’m a bro and that shit’s not cool yo.  I just think it’s funny that the first time a player from UMass wins a superbowl he gets to say, “oh yeah…that’s my alma mater”.  Feel proud of yourself UMass. Clowns.

I love this day.  The Patriots are playing.  Nuff said.  Lets get drunk!  YO SOY FIESTA!!!

So I want to congratulate the New York football Giants on their superbowl victory…oh wait…they haven’t won yet?  Or played?  Congratulations on the biggest bulletin board material since the bulletin board was invented.  

The Giants whole attitude toward this game is honestly…annoying.  Yeah I get it, I am probably the most arrogant person on earth when it comes to sports, but everyone is forgetting this team got hot, but they also managed to lose 4 straight games, one of them being at home to SEATTLE.  The national media is picking the Giants and for some reason whenever the question is asked “who would you rather have Eli or Brady?”  Everyone is saying Eli.  There is one answer to this question, 3-1 rings.  Championship. Scoreboard.  All synonyms for Brady has more Superbowl rings, therefore he is better.  I normally don’t want a blow out in a superbowl, like them to be close and full of drama, but in this case…I’m hoping for an absolute blow out.

ESPN and the rest of the world currently have “Tebowners”.  If you’re too dumb to pick up the joke, a boner for Tim Tebow.  I’ll admit…I have one, but simple as this…NOBODY is talking about the Patriots this weekend, only Tebow…AND I LOVE IT!!!! Keep all the attention on the underdogs, so the pats have all the mental relaxation as possible so they can finally win an effing playoff game. But back to the main point, Tebowners.

I just watched an episode of Sportscenter and a solid every 10 minutes they were talking numbers with Tebow, Tebow is a superhero, and oh yeah “Should Tim Tebow run for president?”  Really ESPN?  Really?  God I dont understand you.  You loved this guy so hard for most of the year, then when the Bronco’s backed into the playoffs you agreed that they should play Brady effing Quinn.  Make your damn mind up, you suck.  Please dont make me hate Tebow like I hate Favre.  I don’t think it’s possible, but…c’mon guys.

ESPN needs to remember about Mr. Brady…when he makes it rain Saturday.

Yes I know I’m a day late, but…I was busy yesterday.  This week’s update is…

The Erotic Accordion.  This one yet again…boggles my mind.  Just think, she gets off so good feet give out and BAM the guy’s groin muscles are torn from her falling on your quads deadweight and then there is pain galore and worst of all a dinky that doesn’t want to work.  This is basically just a cowgirl…with more complexity, and less potential.  Hey, it’s fun, new and crazyy woooo, oh yeah you’re gonna hurt real good…yeah no I’m all set.

Finally get my chance to yell at Blake Wheeler again tonight and it comes with a perk.  HE’S ON THE OPPOSING TEAM!  If you know me I’m old school hating on Blake Wheeler.  Rookie year always hated him, why?  Can’t really tell you, I just have always loathed this man. But to the real story.

FREE MARCHAND!!!

There is no way he deserves 5 games for this.  He has done this before and wasn’t suspended.  The league deemed he was protecting himself and because of his size it was lower than normal.  Salo’s knee was below where Marchand initially hit him.  Either way its rediculous to give him 5 games.